You forgot to mention a few requirements:
>"If you buy your sell chars you're automatically hated over no reason, including all your guild being chased down and harassed 24/7 (even tho, I can buy and sell anything and you can't tell me I'm hypocritical)."
>"You must defend me at all costs when I 'chat-fight' on /english (especially when I'm getting roasted by everyone)."
>"You must be ready to lead the raid for me 24/7, especially if you're Weegee, so I can waste my time chatting and telling everyone how good I (supposedly) am by spamming my ra-den achievement (which nobody cares for, btw)."
>"Wherever you are, I'll /who you and try to find you, if I do, I'll keep telling lies over and over again on all chats about you and your guildies even if you have on me the Ignore List."
>"If you ever raid with me as a DPS, I'll say you never did good, even tho I myself have posted countless recounts with you on top. I'll also say you're the worst dps possible when you clearly was the top1 on the charts during the whole encounter."
>"If you eventually say a single word (even if on response to someone's else) inside 'my' raid, I'll all-caps trash-talk you for no reason at all, just to boost my ego as the kid I am."