Kingbachx Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 hello everyone im here to teach u how to mage, lets get started. basically u will find everything u need here: play with priest and ask hit to spec into psyfiend. right before arena starts get your 5 icicle stacks and be ready to burst, when priest gets fear, just use orb and spam lances (don't forget pet nova) if your opponent healer trinkets immidiately just pom sheep, u will pretty much get everything with first setup, now just repeat what i said earlier but just with deep freeze, get 5 icicles, fear on healer, deep spam lances, if u don't get a kill just sheep healer and cast frostbolt, u will pretty much fight at low rating if u are reading this thread so they wont run just do what i say, when u get a kill just don't forget to spit on enemy so u will let him know that he sucks, and just make some bs up like "pff how could u lose u counter our comp LUL" this guide was inspired by tim aka kagu, who taught me how to do this, and shoutout to qwanya who asked me to make this guide since 2001 24th january, so no one would disturb him with weird question like "can u tich me haw to mage". cya boys 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milorad Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 hey man thanks, this helped me a lot actually, ive been recently stuck in 1300 mmr range because of my terrible partners, but i have come to light recently, it wasnt my partners, it was actually me, ive had a tough childhood okay man? ive been bullied for my entire life and playing mage was the the only way i could escape my reality and join the wonderful alternate reality that is the internet, playing mage in wow has always been fascinating to me, i could cast frostbolts, i could cast fireballs, i felt like a god or something, but to no avail... i tried casting fireballs in school to all of the bullies, but they hit me with a pummel and i lost the duel instantly, your guide helped me learn how to beat these bullies, i will send u 10 million pesos to your account for your help, once again thank you very much for helping me escape my terrible life, and helping me learn about the important things in life. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingbachx Posted February 14, 2017 Author Share Posted February 14, 2017 Your welcome man, i'll make sure to make warrior guide aswell so u can learn enemy tactics 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milorad Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 oh thank you my main man manchacho manito brochacho nacho taco paco uno porfavor, but i know how to play a warrior class of destruction, my good friend markxzyxxcxxz taught me how to play 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
behindqq Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 >General Discussion >Talking shit Well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingbachx Posted February 14, 2017 Author Share Posted February 14, 2017 this guide is super serious 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noneedholy Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 You are a dk, you lost any right to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
behindqq Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Well, then yeah, thank you, you helped me a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adlairo Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 hahaahahahahaha funny post like always original too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingbachx Posted February 15, 2017 Author Share Posted February 15, 2017 yea i mean there will always be people who are really serious about this game like noneed, HOW DARE HE JOKE ABOUT MY CLASS, I"LL STAB HIM WITH MY GRANDPAS KNIFE. get a life man. - - - Добавлено - - - and also i don't speak i type Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viktor971 Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 yea i mean there will always be people who are really serious about this game like noneed, HOW DARE HE JOKE ABOUT MY CLASS, I"LL STAB HIM WITH MY GRANDPAS KNIFE. get a life man. - - - Добавлено - - - and also i don't speak i type Better stop typing. You are waste of cum white n1gger :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingbachx Posted February 15, 2017 Author Share Posted February 15, 2017 I'd like to say something to u but im afraid i'll get banned again so i will just keep my mouth shut ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
behindqq Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I'd like to say something to u but im afraid i'll get banned again so i will just keep my mouth shut ;) very wise decision 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noneedholy Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 yea i mean there will always be people who are really serious about this game like noneed, HOW DARE HE JOKE ABOUT MY CLASS, I"LL STAB HIM WITH MY GRANDPAS KNIFE. get a life man. - - - Добавлено - - - and also i don't speak i type Tryhard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingbachx Posted February 15, 2017 Author Share Posted February 15, 2017 Trywhat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milorad Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/d4/d467456b51c2a3266113417553d088d2f2f4c4b1_full.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapss Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 (edited) when u get a kill just don't forget to spit on enemy, and just make some bs up like "pff how could u lose u counter our comp LUL" this guide was inspired by... kagu I lol'd :rofl_mini: Funny cause it's true! :appl: (This is a lot of Pandawow players though really.. Let's be honest lol) Edited February 21, 2017 by Bapss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemifest Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Your welcome man, i'll make sure to make warrior guide aswell so u can learn enemy tactics You're* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noneedholy Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 I'd like to say something to u but im afraid i'll get banned again so i will just keep my mouth shut ;) We all know you will end up like pujo spamming the forums and get hated. Your turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
behindqq Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 You're* Even natives don't care, why should he? Also russians sometimes confuse "Тся" & "Ться", even though it is idiotical mistake 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingbachx Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 We all know you will end up like pujo spamming the forums and get hated. Your turn Reread all the comments ples, u are pretty much the only one who hated it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leffap Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Reread all the comments ples, u are pretty much the only one who hated it. as u can see, noneed is just cancerous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingbachx Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 He doesn't like this post bcuz he is one of those mage/priest guys. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leffap Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 He doesn't like this post bcuz he is one of those mage/priest guys. :) he also play war i think, so sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noneedholy Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Reread all the comments ples, u are pretty much the only one who hated it. Gr8 awareness mate. People already told you how cringy your sh*t was. But yeah you and pujo ... funny to meet you both here after i said ull become the new pujo xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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