Mapkyc Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Увидел голубя с 9-ти этажный дом. Умылся... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Подушка Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Скушал голубя , сел за компьютер Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ppavel888 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 а там винда слетела а диска ниукого нету и нигде непродаётся лёг спать Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkarrow Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 не смог уснуть-пошел жрать а в холодильнике ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman98 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Мышь повесилась -пошел в магазин Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Васянпро1678974129 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 ... - отпинали гопники. Нашёл мобилку... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klinstar Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 ...- наложил от радости. Сел на диван... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terror_best Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 ...-посмотрел Mtv. Начал танцевать... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Подушка Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Гопники вломились домой и забрали еще и телевизор , вместе с мтв ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valdemar.Kampfer Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 (edited) [ATTACH=CONFIG]10569[/ATTACH] Edited August 30, 2013 by Valdemar.Kampfer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ppavel888 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 допиши где тебя ту обломать то? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vasya Professional Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 [ATTACH=CONFIG]10569[/ATTACH] Обратись туда: http://i.imgur.com/mpgVGPw.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renext Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 ...-посмотрел Mtv. Начал танцевать... Лезгинку в 3 часа утра Пришли соседи и... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vasya Professional Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 ... стали танцевать со мной. Устроился на работу... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Тристан Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 ...и сразу же уволили. Случайно перепутал туалет... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freems Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 ... и зашёл в парикмахерскую. Иду по улице лысый... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkarrow Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 в трусах и розовых тапочках встретил... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freems Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 ... я хача и набил ему лицо. Висит груша... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winprof Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 ...потом она падает в гавно и ты говориш : "Правило 5 секунд*грум-грум*". Уничтожил вселенную... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuzik Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 ... и проснулся. Встал с кровати ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winprof Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 ...и стал в кошачье гавно. Убил 3еокса в игре. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramir969 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Лизнул крема на хуе. Выйграл у Путина дуэль... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KPOXAC Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 За что и был посажен на кол. Написал на форуме бред. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winprof Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 ..и был забанен на 300д. ..убил гм,и сам был убит гм. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freems Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 ... Ву-ху! 2 ачивки за раз! Ёлки зелёные... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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