DvJ_TriGGer Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Она предназначена для ДЕТЕЙ +18лет Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aza Posted June 27, 2013 Author Share Posted June 27, 2013 А тебе 10. Купила собачку :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandamaster Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 И съеш печенько Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homonbus Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 а батареек нету Поехал отдохнуть на море ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandamaster Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 Со своим соседом :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homonbus Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 сорвал кран полностью Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandamaster Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 и голову тоже Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vallana Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 но она не сорвалась пугаю кота сосиской Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeroDemon Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 А она соевая. Синтезирую молекулы хрома Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranet Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 и съел их нашол на улице кошелек Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astik Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Оказался пустой. Решил вернуть хозяину. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vallana Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 но там был потойной карман с1.000.000долларов... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomjke Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 и учебник русского языка для чугунных Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winprof Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 И забыл логин и пароль от аккаунта Смотрю на сиськи Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkarrow Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 а они до колена лицо красивое Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darksagen2 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Но сиськи лутше. Смотрю на ноги. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vallana Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 которые тебе отрезало винтом от самолета :shock: прыгаю в огромный вентилятор с мыслью что измельчит... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homonbus Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 попадаешь между лопастями положил денег на интернет... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vallana Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 а его отключили. сижу в ресторане Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ДжО_оКеР Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 и на тебя выливают суп вышел в сортир отмыться... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winprof Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Ты зашол туда,и на тебя упал метеорит. Стал человеком невидимкой. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrissa Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 ..Вышел на улицу и тебя сбила машина, т.к не увидела. Решила съездить за границу Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ДжО_оКеР Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 полетела на самолете, а он разбился и ты одна погибла купил я новый комп за over9000$... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atn Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 но он не выдержал и первого запуска отдал в мастерскую Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Striker Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 денег на починку не хватило пошел играть в вов к брату. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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