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I thought this post was going to be about my guild lol. We're actually growing atm. Small guild, but best community + players out of all XFun guilds easily. I wouldn't care about a free name change either if someone ends up reporting it. I have the new name ready :D :D

Pretty sure that the standard procedure by now, is just to close any thread you post on, because 99.9% of the time you end up infecting it with your ebola toxicity. Dont hate the game (the admins), hate the playa yo (Dogneed) :D Owait I forgot.. Everyone hates you already! My bad lel >

The sad thing is though, that anyone who plays with you, thinks you're a raging nerd. There's no "sneakiness" about it, it's just common opinion.. Nobody likes you lol :D Not a single good player hasn't said at least once how much of a sad rager you are. I'm glad were stupid enough to post though Nofriends - you just made proving my point easier, and as always (just like in arena) it was fun taking your ass to school. 640 posts on these forums, and every single one of them has some sort of whining or flaming in. Extra Salty, Toxic players like you, that inhibit such child-like tendencies, are the only reason why a chat mod is needed in the first place. At some point you've gotta wake up and take some of your own, quality advice Dogneed. Those amazing words of wisdom! - Stop being a bitch all your life that nobody likes already and:

Except Repitch knows, and knew at the time I said that to you. It wasn't shittalking I was just telling you what someone else incorrectly told me. So what is your point? I'm not going around slagging him off calling him a dogshit retard like you do with everyone you've ever played with or vs lol. Call it shittalking if you want, but everyone thinks you're a cunt. I could link you over 100 players on skype saying you're a cunt. It's just well known opinion. :) I can tell you're obviously a bit upset by this lol, and so are trying to flame others, play the victim card ect. ect. But pls: Stop trying to pretend like you're not the most hated player on the server...

I'd like to reiterate:

Wow Dogneed you're going to use 3 quotes to try and make it out like i'm hated? I could quote 20 pages worth of hundreds of people calling you a cunt. The difference between me and you, is that I can acknowledge that a few certain players get frustrated (most of the time temporarily) and tired of me because I farm them in 3s. But you... EVERYONE hates you, and just straight up thinks you're a cunt - for being a childish cunt. All you do is cry and flame, you're toxic as fuck. The sooner you get banned again the better.

Also, don't close thread just because Noneed is having a tantrum. He's hijacking it just like the "Best of Each Class (PvP)" thread - that essentially if you read the last few pages is just a shrine where everyone comes show their hate for him lol. Nobody likes him, and he is toxic. Please just IP ban him already. He sure as hell wont be missed. :)

Man your english is so bad I couldn't even read that last paragraph... Just a load of self-pity bullshit thrown together - It was like a child wrote it. But do you really beleive that I'm lying when I say that Lazer said to me "Just ignore Dogneed (he called you noneed but meh), he always rages like a retard" lol. Like I said, it's common opinion Noneed. Some people may dislike me, but EVERYONE dislikes you. To say: Is funny. Ofc Abu hate you. Nobody who knows you likes you ebola boy! :) You act like a raging little princess all the time lol. Also funny because I even said in my last post: Can you not read, or do you really suffer from autism that bad? /yawn It's cute that you think anyone cares. If you're done with it, stop being a bitch and get off my dick. I didn't mention you by name or anything initially. You came on here and started trying to trashtalk lol, nobody else gives a fuck. It's like you're so bitter that when I stopped playing with you I farm you all the time. Get over it. The sooner you accept it and stop trying to trashtalk me on forums at every post, the better. - - - Updated - - - Ahahahaha Genius lmao! You would have to be to think up such a hated rager like Dogneed lol.. xD

Lol the irony is so funny.. Nobody shittalk more than Noneed, but if you just tell him the truth about himself it = Shittalk. He is such a victim of everyone bullying him :( Jk like i said before That's I'm doing Dogneed.. Disciplining your childish ass :) Will you stop pretending like anyone shittalked behind your back? Who shittalked behind your back? It's common opinion Dogneed that you're a cunt, EVERYONE that's ever played with you thinks it. But I for one, never once shittalked behind you back. I did it in your face! All I said was "Stop trashtalking random noob teams all the time for no reason.. I don't see the point in crying to them about their class/comp/spec/bug, just play for once and stfu - you don't have to flame every team you play against." What is wrong with you irl that you have to be so upset all the time lel? Just relax kid..

Except you already called me "probably the best player on Pandawow" in global just last week, and I probably queue a bigger variety of comps than anyone else on the server lol. :) Alas, maybe I will even take your challenge of getting rank 10+ on my enhance sham, just to win back Chiv's definition of "Good" lol. (Because obviously being 2xR1 and Glad on Retail isn't enough, or being R1 on here for the last 2 months isn't) Also let's get something straight.. I only trashtalk when someone starts it off first (which is often when you're constantly r1. The Haterz Gonna Hate!) - - - Updated - - - And yet even Laser says you're a raging retard lol! Anyone who plays with you says it (except your buttbuddy Baz). I guess that's why you can only queue with a few specific people, whereas I can, and do queue 3s with anyone. :)

I lol'd

You're kidding right Chiv kidding? I have lost count of how many times you have said Noneed is a fucking idiot and a raging nerd. Even on the forums there are like 50 posts of you saying it lol. Here's one: Sorry though. Obviously is me "bullshitting", and forgetting to take into consideration the fact your go from: "sucking someone's dick > to hating them > to sucking their dick again" daily. You're so precious :) 4 Days ago you were saying how I am such a nice guy and the best player on Pandawow.. Now, (purely because I would carry you and a random boomy in 3s) you remove me from skype, are constantly raging in global when i farm you, and are even trying to pretend like I'm lying in that post lol. Both you and Noneed are like a jealous ex lol. :D Just another one of the 10 toxic players that makes chat mod needed. I tolerate you once you've calmed down as ask me to again, and Mw gets buffed, but you are typical of the toxic Pandawow tryhard who is a rageaholic.. One minute you'll want to play, next minute raging, next minute wants to play... Shake my head lol > Lol just as i predicted. You tryhard as usual, then when i reply and shit on you, you gets all upset and say "you made huge post for me" after just spamming 3 pages for about me lol. I also liked how long it took you to reply compared to your usual insta replies (even though you obviously read the post since you were posting on other threads). You aint got shit to say to me kid. The way you tryhard so much, and still fail (just like in arena) makes you so easy to shit on. Pls Noneed keep reading my posts then keep pretending like you didnt, and that you didnt just get shit on. :D

Rofl @ Sebasec. Probably is more what I imagine Dogneed to look like though ^^ - - - Updated - - - Also Daaaaaayumn!!!!! I never knew Neik was such a fine looking lady. I gotta playing more with her sexy ass! :D

lmao this shit was hilarious. Nice Chiv :P

Seems like a fair question.. But no it's not a joke, i'll explain why, but a lot of the reasons will include telling the truth about some players. If you log on-line just to play arena like I do, and not to bitch and whine like a bunch of pretreen girls, then Hioshiru makes the server like 1000000000 times better. The toxic players I was talking about, proved in less than 12 hours on here, exactly why we need a chat mod - There are a few diseased players who act like hormonal 13 year olds, and just want to argue all the time. Let's take Dogneed for example. He will spam: as if its meant to make me look bad. It's me replying to him and Baz's rage after I farmed them. His buttbuddy Baz started asking about IRL, (which i'm only happy to answer), but as soon as I asked it back to him, (as usually happens when you give Dogneed a taste of his own medicine), he went all quiet and was to insecure to answer the same questions about himself. Another example: While it's cute that he has screenshotted every win vs me since over a month ago (which amounts to 3 wins and a game where I d/c vs RLD - (look at Sparkplugz dmg done it's 0, and they're 2vs3 i wonder why lol?), it's funny that he screenshotted these games, since he'd already lost atleast 4 times to me in everyone screenshot, before he got his one lucky win. Shit, don't believe me? I started testing my stream out last week, and in just 1 day I won more vs him than he can win vs me in 1 month: And really idc. But if he is going to say i'm lying and link the 3 wins that he has had managed to get over the space of 1 month, pretending like he hasn't had 30 losses, then I'll respond. It also kills two birds with one stone, since: Lol, I guess that question just backfired for ya Dogneed. You got farmed 5-0 by a random comp playing WMD, and I've farmed you multiple times as thunder and turbocleave. I'm just glad your memory doesn't suck so hard as you pretend it to or else you really would be retarded irl. :D Also ironic, how he'll cry that I only queue with locks, when 99.9% of the time, Dogneed is either tryharding on skype with his buttbuddy Tinybaz or tryharding with a lock anyway lol. > Ultimately it looks like i'm bashing on Noneed, but as usual, the kid brings it on himself. Him and the few friends he has try to flame, fail and then because they get rekt so hard, accuse me of flaming or act like little bitches playing the victim card. He will try and pretend like I didn't just take a giant steaming dump all over his face, but in all honesty I don't care. Like I said before, I don't start this dumb trashtalking, but of course, if I see people doing it, I'm going to put them in their place. As someone who cba's with the drama though, I'd rather just have Hioshiru chat mute these types of players (some of whom I tolerate, or even play arena with - like I did with Noneed, even though he trashtalked every, single, random, team that we beat). And you can only have to check the forum. Dogneed is in more threads than anyone else - bitching about shit, flaming, and trashtalking about anything he possibly can. He fucking loves the drama, the kid has issues. I would happily welcome Hioshiru back as chat mod, if it meant we could have a permanent mute on this sort of ebola-ridden player. Because while Hioshiru might of abused his power - when I was online, every mute I saw (albiet sometimes harsh) was justified, and it kept the spam in global from the usual raging losers in check. I actually think 3s was more active at the time also, because players couldn't dodge, afk and spam trashtalk the winners like they usually do. Hope that answered your question. :) P.s. - Sorry for roasting you Dogneed, there are 1/2 of your friends on here who are aids too, but there's a reason why people like Me, Zanked, Chiv, and Repitch (fuck it just name most of the server) can't stand you. You are the perfect example of why there needs to be a Chat mod.

#BringBackHioshiru I don't know if anyone of you saw me saying " Truthfully though, I miss when Hioshiru was chat mod, and the toxic players were muted 24/7. He kept the nolifer retards quiet. The funny thing is, those who had the biggest problem with Hioshiru, were those that usually would be spam raging at each other all the time in the global in-game. It's really ironic how they all came together and nerded out to get his chat mod removed, when as soon as it's gone they all go back to arguing lol. I guess it's "The Enemy of my Enemy if my Friend" and all.. But I swear some players come online purely just to cry at others and show us all how unstable they are. A Few Toxic Rats Instead of playing the game and queueing arena, they would rather spend all their time out of the arena raging at everyone, just because they can't win and are mad over getting farmed (Zanked, Noneeddruid & Chiv - perfect examples). They always stop queueing and just spam on global about how they once won 1 out of 50 games vs you, and spam link a screenshot like it's their biggest achievement in life. But truthfully nobody cares. It wouldn't surprise me if some of them post on here how they won a game vs me once - they're that bitter and salty lol. (Especially Noneed, who trashtalks more than anyone to lower players, but ironically if someone who farms him consistently does the same to him, he throws a tantrum like a spoilt child who just got disciplined). Frankly, If you want to dodge, that's fine but don't spend all day in global crying about it. (And If you really can't control yourself, then "/w" or "Personal Message" the other player, but stop spamming global with your tears, the Nile River is full from them already.) Cheers, Dion. p.s. - I know a few players have nothing better to do than cry endlessly, and just like in-game, their text will never stop. But really, can we just get a chat mod already to control and IP ban the salty rats pls? #BringBackHioshiru

interesting.

Just deep ring instead of deep poly. Hope that helps :)

Chiv why so much male nudity in your profile pic.. Show at least some side-boob of your girl man. I know there's a lot of homo's on here, but save a thought for us heterosexuals. I want to see her nipples, not yours.. -.- Do ya feel me?

FUCK ALL YOU GUYS! HIOSHIRU WAS MY NIGGA. RIP HIOSHIRU - Pandawow's Finest Mod Ever.

Yeah 3s seems strange atm.. I look at people winloss, and it's lower or the same as how many times as i've beat them.. Not 100% sure but does feel dodgy atm.

Well it's all situational.. Don't forget riptide HoTs + buffs. If you just insta apply earth shield against any good mage/priest/shaman can instantly remove it if it isn't covered by riptide hots. Hope this helped :)

Thanks, and don't forget to rate 5 star! I will make Elemental Shaman guide in a few days.. I just need some time because it's extremely long and technical.. Make sure you check it out. I will be revealing some tiny little Ele tricks that not many people know!

In spirit of all of the quality guides being released recently by some Pandawow players, I thought i'd do a guide on how to play Resto Shaman as if you were the result of some steamy, hot, homo-erotic action between Flubbah and Cdew. HOW TO MASTER RESTO SHAMAN! Step1: "/cast Riptide"+"/cast earth shield" on friendly target Step2: "/cast healing stream" Step3: Run into the enemy, trying to get cc'd while you afk. Step4: Profit. Hope this was a helpful guide. If you anyone would like to see more pro tips on how to play Ele/enhance, please feel free to ask and I'll make sure to get back to you :)

That's a harsh approach, but fair when you consider they fuck everyone around and waste our time by giving us queues vs nobody so often..